Advanced (My Baby is Better than Yours)

If you aren't familiar with The Phat Phree's "My Child is Advanced" article, you must read it now. Hilarious.
http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=3046&SectionID=11

When women have babies they suddenly become the most competitive creatures ever. Not about themselves-their (our) ship has already sailed-but about their babies. Their (Our) babies are the cutest, smartest, etc...

Well, i made fun of these women. Actually, i still do. But, i'm writing to tell you that my baby actually IS advanced. Our pediatrician told us so today at our 1 month appt. When she used the gadget to check her ears, Gracie followed it with her eyes. Dr. said, "Wow, she's already tracking. You're not supossed to do that until you are 2 months old. You're a smart baby."

According to "percentiles", Gracie is lean(25-50% for weight) and short (10-25% height) and has a huge head (95%). Obviously, it's to hold that big ole brain :)

So, sorry, fellow preggers and fellow new mommy (Miley came yesterday!), but my baby can kick your baby's ass. Probably because she ate her twin and gained those superpowers! HA!
You can laugh...i know, bad taste, but it's still funny.