Last night, as i lay me down to sleep, i prayed the Lord my eggs to keep...
I placed my hands on my hips (where my ovaries should be) and tried to visualize egg(s) coming out of the follicle and into the tube.
Yes. Too much Grey's Anatomy. But, hey, it might work. I hope i didnt' hope for twins too much. How scary would that be? Fun, but scary.
I hope the exercise and the tanning bed acted as an appropriate incubator:)
Oh, and to show how well-rounded i am...how many of your friends can say this:
"Today i took the batteries out of my stripper shoes to put in Steven's annoy-a-tron."
The annoy-a-tron can be found at www.thinkgeek.com. My little geek's favorite website.
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